Oh lookie! You made it through the Meatspin trap!
Mmmh, well some brahs be bitchin bout me, about how "gay" the shit I write is, well, why the hell you reading it then? Orr, it could be, you're just too emotionally fucked up or insecure to actually share how you would feel in words. So there's whatever Meatspin is. Tbh, I've never been Meatspinned, its just something I was told to put as a redirection for them fags, I'm curious, but the reaction I've seen was horrible, so, not happening :3

Apologies for leaving this blog dead as I've been heading out more, so I just snap shit from my phone and chuck em here so that you can have a gist of what I'm up to: Just meeting new people, chilling with them, getting to know them. Well, its a pre-requisite I have to fill in my to-do list before I leave Ireland since it might be either much earlier or later.

You know how you ladies say we guys are more confusing exclusive relationship-wise?
Girl, you have no fucking idea how much you overestimate us. We're actually simple, yet complicated beings. How boutchu guys huuuh? You're muchos more confusing than we can ever get. Its; mixed signals, thrown in with hormones, and everything nice with Chemical "Bitch" as a topper. I'm not saying all of the above comes out during the moment of truth. Y'all can be nice when you are, soft and cuddly too.
Think of it as a bunny with a GLOCK tucked somewhere in its fur ready to shoot you in the ass as soon as you bend over. A GlOCK's reliable, easy to use, and can perform under extreme circumstances. Basically, you're a walking trump card equipped with everything that's anything to obliterate the opposite sex.
And when under pressure from the opposite sex, you just use emotional warfare: The one thing we all dread. Thus the "perform under extreme circumstances" part.
You can make us feel like total dicks when we have done nothing wrong, confuse us to oblivion, then be all nice to us later on. Its like sleeping with ear-plugs through a tornado. The big swirley thing obliterates everything around you while you sleep soundly. Then wake up sleeping on what's left on your bed thinking "THE FUCK WENT ON HERE?!". The damage was done, but you don't really realise it till it hits you square in the noggin saying "Hey wake up and smell the Starbucks dickwad!". Then sure, its over, you rebuild shit, waiting for the next disaster to hit as you sit in a corner in foetal position rocking back and forth muttering "There's no place like home..." over and over.
Then it gets to the point where you go "Know what? Fuck this..." and move to another almost disaster-free "state"(analogy for a new girl). Why "almost"? Because in all fairness, no relationship is perfect, there's always ups and downs, but if you can grit your teeth and pull through and willing to stay for it, that's what you're looking for.

The reason for this rant? I don't need one! But I'll give it anyways; Dannysaurus is in like with someone.
Not love no, love is a bit too strong, and I'm not getting there anytime soon, but I'd be thankful if I do.
Either ways, Dannysaurus is in like, a very strong like, and he just doesn't know what the frick to do, because this girl is just something else. Not those randoms cuties you see on the street.
So Dannysaurus is confused as he thinks she might like him, but more as a friend instead of something else, but other people say otherwise. What if Dannysaurus does something that will insinuate that Dannysaurus likes her and she doesn't feel the same way? There goes a friendship with an amazing girl. Dannysaurus wants summer love, so he'll see where it goes.
Wish Dannysaurus luck!
Peace guys :3