Know how you women complain about your other half, be it your boyfriend or husband, on the fact that "They don't talk"? Or maybe how men are retarded at much more meaningful communication in general?

In my opinion, its kinda just... There.

Men in general, just seem to find an excuse not to converse verbally, more through "intuitive" and "complex" hand signals (,,|,,) and minor grunts which can range from "Hey dude, what's goin on? What's the deal with that new chick?" to "Dude fuck off, can't you see I'm eating pizza here?". All in one swift motion, yes. That's a trait acquired from the stone age. While the women stayed at camp gathering the stuff, talking, communicating, we were out hunting for food. In most cases, boars. And during the hunt, silence is crucial to your tribe going to sleep with a happy tummy or starving. So how did they communicate? One simple motion; Point at the boar, then make a swift horizontal motion near your neck to say "You shoot boar. Boar die. Boar no die, shoot more".

For example, when men go into the bathroom to do whatever he wants to do, we keep everything quiet. Its an unspoken rule, that
-you do not speak to another man while taking a piss
- face forward, don't look the fuck around, nor at the direction of his penis
- do not make eye contact
- only speak when out of the bathroom or cubicle.
- Flash photography not allowed :3
- You do not loiter inside the bathroom if you have no other business to do

Girls on the other hand, talk in the bathroom, or at least that's what I was told. They share cosmetics, and all that girly stuff. Plus! Its a perfect opportunity for them to cam-whore too. How do I know? I was left waiting outside for 15 minutes while my ex and her BFF's cam-whore and said stuff about me. Well hey, Danny got slightly curious.

That sense of insecurity and fear of vulnerability is what makes men in general such handicaps when it comes to communication, especially with the opposite sex. It's in most cases, the guy trying to act as close as possible to the pre-defined mold that was determined by women, then re-enforced by the media, as a perfect or interesting guy.

God help hopeless men. (Not a firm believer, just fyi)

Thaaank yew Lucy for inspiring me to blog about this, soooo *giefs credits*. Not fancy enough?

Now Danny is fairly tired (nevar call meh Danny cae cae?!) so its either I add more tomorrow morning, or I don't at all.