START -->Dan Jabbar's Profile ![]() Create Your Badge Well I know what I've been told U gotta know just when to fold, But I can’t do this all on my own No I know, I’m no superman I’m no superman PROFILE Not simple but neither am I the wiser. I'm a hugger, everyone knows I am. Just 'that other foreigner' in Europe trying to find his way somehow, picking up a few things along the way. I love my peeps, I really do, I've been there for them, they've been there for me. I live by simple 'Eye for an Eye' rules. I'll do unto thou what thouest doeth unto me. A futile attempt at Shakespeare but worth a try. Blogging is a past time like any other, I'm an avid gamer but I try to balance it out with a fairly active social life. TWITTER Music
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
I'm white, nooooes ![]() See Cat, told ya. Now time to get hammered with Jake. And I think this kid just gave me the middle finger... What is he 3 foot 4? i tried to fly; 8:23 AM Saturday, June 27, 2009
After the previous post, guess who came on?! CATTT Aaand, she be drinkin... :3 Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *katrina *beautiful name *katrina's my teacher's name *: ) [Dannysaurus] says: *LOOL Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *You leik your teacher.. *Nice... ------------------------------------------------------ Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *So shah where you live? *son. `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *is that suppose to make me go wtf? *i live in mars with a cricket called bobo Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Eh? *Sexxxy. *I live in scotland with a cow called Morrine. *And I eat haggis yo. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Waiiit *Guy with red. *whats yo name? `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *my name *is shah Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Shah *Sexy name! `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *i am sexty Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *That's pretty awesome. `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: **sexy Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *No you're not. ------------------------------------------------- [Dannysaurus] says: *Megan Fox vs Christina Aguilera Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Christina. *Has aids. ----------------------------------------- Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *she got the same b'day as me!! *we are clones of each other in a different time *: D *right dan? [Dannysaurus] says: *Totally, she soooo has a penis -------------------------------------------------- Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Me and dan has same birthday *we are clone of each other in a different time `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *march 24? Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Yes. *Its a sexy day *xD `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *niecceee *december 18 is a lusty seductive day [Dannysaurus] says: *Where's my pussy?! ---------------------------------------------------------- `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *cause i'll seduce girls in my party *jyeahhh Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *inbetween your legs? *Seduce *Loool [Dannysaurus] says: *No has QQ Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Slipping pills aint flirting *yo. ----------------------------------------------------------- [Dannysaurus] says: *dia dah mabuk xD [She's drunk] Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Daan *haii [Dannysaurus] says: *CAAAAT `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *sial r 2 psl [Lol figures...] [Dannysaurus] says: *HAII *CAT *I WUFF YUUU Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *OKAY *SEXY *Eww *Okay sobering up. [Dannysaurus] says: *Yep, tengok lah, mabuk tu [See, told ya she's drunk] `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *hha sial ah [Lol wtf >.<] *kk aku nyer turn try [Right, my turn] [Dannysaurus] says: *Soberrr up Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *>.> `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *pakai i wuff you bende *oi cat Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *wttff `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *II WUUFF YAAA Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *yousaying *Eww *No. *Fuck off and die plox. *<3. _l_ =",=" id="gwProxy" type="hidden"> --------------------------------------------------------------- [Dannysaurus] says: *>.> *-dies- Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Get a fucking gf. [Dannysaurus] says: *Nigga its asia *Hard shit >.< `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *i cant afford this year due to O levels [Dannysaurus] says: *LOOOOL `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *after november Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *You can afford a gf.. [Dannysaurus] says: *That sounds wrong xD Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *thats called a hooker. -------------------------------------------------------- Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *LOVE YOU LONG TIME `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *srry fer sayin yr trippin : ( Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Oops wrong person. [Dannysaurus] says: *LOOOOOL --------------------------------------------------------- [Dannysaurus] says: *Cat's secretly a Vietnamese hooker :3 Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Totally. [Dannysaurus] says: *They literally talk like that Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *$50 or gtfo --------------------------------------------------------------- Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *DAN `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *whoa [Dannysaurus] says: *CAT `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *HOOKER Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *I LOVE YOU LONGTIME `Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *dude Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *KK [Dannysaurus] says: *I KNOW --------------------------------------------------------------- Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Me and shah are best frands. *k ---------------------------------------------------------- Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *k shah *i love that *im just like saying "shah Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *over and over again [Dannysaurus] says: *Yeah, Cat be saying his name over and over again :3 Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Shush Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *cos im sexy Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *Not like that. *No. Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *iam * sexy *i rr rr the sex Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *NNo you're not. *)= Shoryuken Shah shesbuyingmeafrappe : D says: *aww u havent seen me yet. *cos if you do *u will not take your eyes away frm meh *: ) Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *... *I doubt that. [Dannysaurus] says: *LOOOL Cat (= - Garden Tewl. says: *unless you're like... *Ehhhh *Hmmm *Rob Pattinson. *K eww I sound like a fucking fan girl **shoots self* i tried to fly; 1:44 PM Rawrrr Oh lookie! You made it through the Meatspin trap! Mmmh, well some brahs be bitchin bout me, about how "gay" the shit I write is, well, why the hell you reading it then? Orr, it could be, you're just too emotionally fucked up or insecure to actually share how you would feel in words. So there's whatever Meatspin is. Tbh, I've never been Meatspinned, its just something I was told to put as a redirection for them fags, I'm curious, but the reaction I've seen was horrible, so, not happening :3 Apologies for leaving this blog dead as I've been heading out more, so I just snap shit from my phone and chuck em here so that you can have a gist of what I'm up to: Just meeting new people, chilling with them, getting to know them. Well, its a pre-requisite I have to fill in my to-do list before I leave Ireland since it might be either much earlier or later. You know how you ladies say we guys are more confusing exclusive relationship-wise? Girl, you have no fucking idea how much you overestimate us. We're actually simple, yet complicated beings. How boutchu guys huuuh? You're muchos more confusing than we can ever get. Its; mixed signals, thrown in with hormones, and everything nice with Chemical "Bitch" as a topper. I'm not saying all of the above comes out during the moment of truth. Y'all can be nice when you are, soft and cuddly too. Think of it as a bunny with a GLOCK tucked somewhere in its fur ready to shoot you in the ass as soon as you bend over. A GlOCK's reliable, easy to use, and can perform under extreme circumstances. Basically, you're a walking trump card equipped with everything that's anything to obliterate the opposite sex. And when under pressure from the opposite sex, you just use emotional warfare: The one thing we all dread. Thus the "perform under extreme circumstances" part. You can make us feel like total dicks when we have done nothing wrong, confuse us to oblivion, then be all nice to us later on. Its like sleeping with ear-plugs through a tornado. The big swirley thing obliterates everything around you while you sleep soundly. Then wake up sleeping on what's left on your bed thinking "THE FUCK WENT ON HERE?!". The damage was done, but you don't really realise it till it hits you square in the noggin saying "Hey wake up and smell the Starbucks dickwad!". Then sure, its over, you rebuild shit, waiting for the next disaster to hit as you sit in a corner in foetal position rocking back and forth muttering "There's no place like home..." over and over. Then it gets to the point where you go "Know what? Fuck this..." and move to another almost disaster-free "state"(analogy for a new girl). Why "almost"? Because in all fairness, no relationship is perfect, there's always ups and downs, but if you can grit your teeth and pull through and willing to stay for it, that's what you're looking for. The reason for this rant? I don't need one! But I'll give it anyways; Dannysaurus is in like with someone. Not love no, love is a bit too strong, and I'm not getting there anytime soon, but I'd be thankful if I do. Either ways, Dannysaurus is in like, a very strong like, and he just doesn't know what the frick to do, because this girl is just something else. Not those randoms cuties you see on the street. So Dannysaurus is confused as he thinks she might like him, but more as a friend instead of something else, but other people say otherwise. What if Dannysaurus does something that will insinuate that Dannysaurus likes her and she doesn't feel the same way? There goes a friendship with an amazing girl. Dannysaurus wants summer love, so he'll see where it goes. Wish Dannysaurus luck! Peace guys :3 i tried to fly; 11:28 AM Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Road Trip! Dannysaurus is on his way to Belfast. Oh noes, not in the Republic no mores! Its a 3 hour journey so I will be half asleep and when I get there, no more MSN for me(stoopid roaming). At least I've got Death Cab For Cutie albums to entertain me while I cam-whore oh so slightly at the back with my epic fail rawr face =3 Sorry for not bloging much lately, just Dannysaurus isn't in the mood to do so. But thanks to Gary I'm in a slightly happier tone. Just tag, and whenever I can check my blog through a computer, I will go to j0o blog and say hi too! Plus I gotta catch up on your blogs. Much reading to do... Yes, much much reading... I have a post in the making somewhere in my very vast "drafts" folder. Somewhere ~shrug~ When I'm at a computer, I'll fo sho edit it, so lay off pestering Dannysaurus for now mmkay :3 i tried to fly; 4:01 AM Saturday, June 13, 2009
Acting all touristy ![]() Upcoming post, just a bit too hyper to blog right now. Gonna edit them lat0r with a bunch of pikchurs mmkay? Its just I don't blog well if I'm hyper. i tried to fly; 3:42 PM Tuesday, June 09, 2009
The tiramisu effect Herrow randoms, e-stalkers and my oddball circus of friends! Just trying to squeeze in that post before the end of the day, and trying to make it a point doing so. I think Tiramisu just knocked off cheesecake in my "OMG I'M SO FUCKING HYPER BECAUSE ITS AWESOME" list. And no Lucy, straight men love themselves some cheesecake too! But dang, it got me singing songs from my entire "Dannysaurus"(NO STFU) playlist on my iPod, and that's the most cheery of my vast sea of playlists across 10 different genres! Tiramisuuuuu :3 Just to add a tad bit more of yesterday, I spent a good bit trying to convince SOMEONE(dun dun dun...) that I won't take my shirt off and take a pic of myself for her sake. That's what I envy about chicks, they can ask a member of the opposite sex to do stuff like that without getting weird looks or anything, the male usually obliges because of your hocus-pocus vodoo thingy. But if a guy has a similar request, you're just gonna leave a deep imprint of your hands on our faces =\ Horny bish x3 Aaand, well, my aunt died. I'm a realist in a sense, and personally, I do believe it was her time, and it actually meant well for her. You see, she was almost blind, and had some kidney disease so she was to be carried to a dialysis centre every other day. The sweetest part about it is, for the past 3 or so years prior to her death, my uncle lovingly carried her, and I don't mean figuratively, in the literal sense, carried her up to the dialysis centre's every "other day" for très years without a single thought. Now that's love. The very same love I would like to share with that somebody in the VERY distant future. Either ways, R.I.P Aunt Siti. On a side note, consuming a bottle of red bull, or any of its generic variants during a state exam is a big no-no. You will get hyper. Really really hyper. Its like I'm an hour into the exam looking at the bottle in my hand with it shaking due to the amount whatever the hell's in there. As my eye's widened at minor shock as I read the bottle's contents. It contained a minimum of 170% of the daily amount you should consume of whatever energy inducing nutrient it is! As a dude, I rarely notice this shit, but due to the sudden burst in energy, I finished my paper amazingly quickly and went on over analyzing stuff around me. And "stuff around me" included the bottle which I scrutinized every single inch of it. Oh joy... I'm gonna squeeze in like 30 more minutes of History for the test tomorrow before I my eyes start closing involuntarily. Anywho, peace out guys. i tried to fly; 3:30 PM Monday, June 08, 2009
The towel dry dilemma I know, I actually achieved that with a towel dry, nothing else. Similar to my much older hairstyle: ruffle it with my hands, shake my head like them dogs do, then got the fuck out. Which resulted in what would resemble a 70s afro gone emo. Speaking of emo... The previous post... Yeah... You see, its just one of those days(or couple of days) where everything, down to minute details, just went terribly wrong, which is then topped off by issues with the big kahunas of the house, a.k.a my parents. It may appear as something minor but it runs deep, so that kinda took the cake. So I just... Flipped really. Now I'm regretting the absence of a laptop. Then again, now I figure, I don't really need it that much. My phone has practically everything I need for a fairly active social life, albeit my love of online games and the lack of it. I'd just like to thank you guys for the awesomesauce words that you said, they really mean a lot, and made me realize how much I love you guys. I guess the blog ain't going down after all, just perhaps a new link, might use the default skin and make it open to the entire Blogger community. Danny doesn't enjoy being called Danny, unless you can pull it off well, I would've made an exception. It recently came to my attention that some pricks were picking on a fellow acquaintance, or friend(if he allows me to address him as such) just because of his sexual orientation. Beforehand, dude, I'd like to apologize for being a total dick to you back then because of the same reasons, but in time I learned to be tolerable of other people's differences and be more accepting, I was a kid back then knowing no better. Back on topic, seriously, why the hell would you even care if he's different? Perhaps you're just over-compensating for your insecurity of being straight by picking on someone that is secure about his sexual orientation be it gay or straight. Either ways, screw those guys (not like that)! Be whatever you are, I'll support you since you're true to yourself. Social life hasn't really been alive lately, with the advent of exams and everyone I know being stuck in them, it never really has a chance to flourish. You know how I complained about wanting new friends? Well, apparently all I had to do was ask. I asked Jake and he was pretty cool about it, so hooray! A new circle of people with lives! I watched one of those cliche love stories aired in the 1980s, where love actually kept its beauty, between teens coming to Europe for the summer, then they fall for one of the locals etc, you know the drill. Then I start thinking; Since this is my first summer stuck in Ireland, why the hell can't I find a decent Irish girl, and spend the summer in that bliss? Okay I know, cheesy and unexpected of me but dang... All I see on the streets are the 'How-yis' and skangers trying to be 'gangsta' and end up with shitty music taste involving any artist that would give these people hope of producing a first Irish rapper known worldwide. Wannabes... Where have all the chicks with any decent music taste gone? I'm the guy that will try anything once, so I have a versatile taste in music. Ugh!!! Moving on, I've met a fair bit people on the internet, and I spoke to a good few of them verbally, and still do on a regular basis, but there seems to be this mental block I have when I seem to fancy someone by that means. Its just... Well, as wise Jake once said, the point of being in a relationship is to achieve that sense of closeness and intimacy with your other half. By being more than 400 miles away, doesn't that defeat its purpose? I suppose Big Kahuna up there has a good sense of humor. Lets break this shit down There's a match for everyone out there right? "I'm gonna position you on... This side of the world, and... Your better half on the opposite end, then I'll watch you flip out on how awesome she is yet unobtainable!" Hur-fucking-hur... Danny is tired, and greatfull towards his fate for allowing him to meet and have such great caring friends. Its an odd bunch, but I freakin love you guys to the very core since we all work well with one another. I'm tired, and have a big test tomorrow, wish me luck peeps! i tried to fly; 3:09 PM Friday, June 05, 2009
FML... Too emo, sorry for the cause to worry guys i tried to fly; 1:58 PM Thursday, June 04, 2009
Men and communication Know how you women complain about your other half, be it your boyfriend or husband, on the fact that "They don't talk"? Or maybe how men are retarded at much more meaningful communication in general? In my opinion, its kinda just... There. Men in general, just seem to find an excuse not to converse verbally, more through "intuitive" and "complex" hand signals (,,|,,) and minor grunts which can range from "Hey dude, what's goin on? What's the deal with that new chick?" to "Dude fuck off, can't you see I'm eating pizza here?". All in one swift motion, yes. That's a trait acquired from the stone age. While the women stayed at camp gathering the stuff, talking, communicating, we were out hunting for food. In most cases, boars. And during the hunt, silence is crucial to your tribe going to sleep with a happy tummy or starving. So how did they communicate? One simple motion; Point at the boar, then make a swift horizontal motion near your neck to say "You shoot boar. Boar die. Boar no die, shoot more". For example, when men go into the bathroom to do whatever he wants to do, we keep everything quiet. Its an unspoken rule, that -you do not speak to another man while taking a piss - face forward, don't look the fuck around, nor at the direction of his penis - do not make eye contact - only speak when out of the bathroom or cubicle. - Flash photography not allowed :3 - You do not loiter inside the bathroom if you have no other business to do Girls on the other hand, talk in the bathroom, or at least that's what I was told. They share cosmetics, and all that girly stuff. Plus! Its a perfect opportunity for them to cam-whore too. How do I know? I was left waiting outside for 15 minutes while my ex and her BFF's cam-whore and said stuff about me. Well hey, Danny got slightly curious. That sense of insecurity and fear of vulnerability is what makes men in general such handicaps when it comes to communication, especially with the opposite sex. It's in most cases, the guy trying to act as close as possible to the pre-defined mold that was determined by women, then re-enforced by the media, as a perfect or interesting guy. God help hopeless men. (Not a firm believer, just fyi) Thaaank yew Lucy for inspiring me to blog about this, soooo *giefs credits*. Not fancy enough? Now Danny is fairly tired (nevar call meh Danny cae cae?!) so its either I add more tomorrow morning, or I don't at all. i tried to fly; 3:06 PM Listening to Sunday Morning by Maroon 5 on a Thursday afternoon can have its consequences. Nevertheless, sorry I've not been blogging much lately, I just have nothing much to say, or I just don't have the time. Either ways, quit hitting me >.< summer hair :3 Regarding the previous post; We had an English exam throughout the day, 2 and a half hours each, and a 2 hour break in between. Sweet right? Since Al's house is the closest, and his rents ain't home, we went there to kick back and play a lil' Burnout on his Ps3, you know, guy stuff. With Liam there, its bound to be fun. So around 15 mins in, Al ran up to his room, came down a minute later with a "suspicious" bag. I thought "Lol dude, no fucking way...". He opened it; ta-dah! Weed! Well, shit weed anyways. I took around 2 puffs and no effect >.> Okay, I know, don't do drugs and all that, or at least not anymore, but its kinda that social thing we do without really thinking. Know? Don't be hatin! I've listened to an entire The Academy Is album like, 3 times now. Its ultimately rare to find an artist that can produce an album whose songs are bearable, or even likeable. I got a hair cut recently, and I DESPISE it! Its just... Too short. Short as in the "I've-never-spiked-my-hair-in-my-entire-life-but-now-I-can-spike-it" kinda short. Anywho, memories. ![]() A catch up from what's happened, a new addition to mah contact list: Lucy! You see, she was really emo one day and blogged about "shutting down herself". I figured I might give someone a helping hand from someone that's felt the same way before. Thaaaankfully she saw how emo that was beforehand. Though, I do apologize for not being a good conversation carrier because I've been having a mental block that's gonna fail me in English this week... And no, you're not a wallflower >.< math ="/" id="gwProxy" type="hidden"> i tried to fly; 8:42 AM |