Oh shoot me, so mom is celebrating her birthday today, and I'm in charge of babysitting her friends kids while some other chicka around my age-ish is left alone. Bleah, looks like the need for a wingman is called off. Cmon, I'm not all that good with kids. Well, a lil, just not with a huge bunch of em. Not capable of having THAT much energy, plus, someone always cries after a fair bit, gets better, runs around, cries again. seriously, shoot me... This would be an awesome time for a fag, then again, I'm broke >.> Oh life's good, it really is. No peace? Mhmm, I'd rather chill with that other chicka...

But hey! Brightside, lil cuzzie came to visit! Well its not official but I might as well be, I seriously luuurrrv that lil kid. Plus its fun playing Sonic/Very-fast-squirrel-with-no-road as he calls it, while brainwashing him at the same time. I figured some of his babblings are really cute and maybe one of me trying to brainwash him. HE HATES SQUIRRELS! OMG! So we were playing sonic right right? Then he's like "Whai dun yuu keel the squeerel?" OMG. So I went all
"Mmmkay, why do you wanna kill it? Was the squirrel mean? Kay fine, how do you wanna kill it?"
"Put it at the big fireworks"
"So you wanna fry the squirrel?"
"Yeaah"
"Done"
=(

Ah well, here's some audio clips, enjoy!

See that hamster!? Lol, ignore the first few, just wait till I get to that part. Was browsing Facebook while playing "Teh snowy big carrr"


His first corpse hump lesson.


Random babbling, I just played along. Awww. Oh, fyi, we were playing some flash-based racing game, therefore the "Ai tink yuu krrashed".


Oh Naddie, I hope his cuteness erased all the pissyness my doings of me calling you hamster xD Just had too! Yew naow ai luff yew rait? No moar hamsturz. Do call me squirrel though, I likes it.