Its days like this where I try to be all cheerful, randomly generate subjects and talk annoyingly fast like good ol' Boxxy down there. Apparently I'm not, things just seem... Not right. Just everything about it. Probably I'm getting even more cynical without knowing it? Nevertheless, I just seem to see the flaws of every single thing, be it animate or inanimate. Think of house-flies being magnified up to say... 100x. Ain't a pretty sight now is it? But its what makes it a fly, pest, w/e.

There seems to be a problemo about people not knowing how to ask, period. So I'm just chilling out on my own on a bench, iPod, semi-lying down, then these bunch of nabs out of nowhere started taking random pictures of me. Then again I let it slide just for the mere fact that she was ultimately cute.

My mock exams are tomorrow, a mock of the real deal, the state exams, big kahuna, godzilla, yada yada yada. That's what mocks mean, duh... But I just feel somewhat indifferent. I couldn't care less, and I want to care, I just don't. It seems I'm just indifferent towards everything thats anything these days. For one, on the way home today, I saw this kid messing around with his friends by the side of the road while waiting for the bus, then I pictured this: He falls over, unable to get up quickly, a bike just runs over and in the proccess, his head came off, and blood splattered everywhere, and in that imagination, some landed on my face - - - I couldn't care less. My heart-rate remained the same, as I stared blankly at him picturing that apparently horrendous thingy. Somethings wrong with me (no shit)... Sure, you know in your head that you're supposed to give a fuck, but your emotions say otherwise. Then again, its kinda downright logic for the fact that you're supposed to go at least "What the fuck?!?!"

Battery on the laptop is about to die, and I've gotta make some french toast before the bread starts to sprout nasty things. Gonna head off, peace.

Oh shoot me, so mom is celebrating her birthday today, and I'm in charge of babysitting her friends kids while some other chicka around my age-ish is left alone. Bleah, looks like the need for a wingman is called off. Cmon, I'm not all that good with kids. Well, a lil, just not with a huge bunch of em. Not capable of having THAT much energy, plus, someone always cries after a fair bit, gets better, runs around, cries again. seriously, shoot me... This would be an awesome time for a fag, then again, I'm broke >.> Oh life's good, it really is. No peace? Mhmm, I'd rather chill with that other chicka...

But hey! Brightside, lil cuzzie came to visit! Well its not official but I might as well be, I seriously luuurrrv that lil kid. Plus its fun playing Sonic/Very-fast-squirrel-with-no-road as he calls it, while brainwashing him at the same time. I figured some of his babblings are really cute and maybe one of me trying to brainwash him. HE HATES SQUIRRELS! OMG! So we were playing sonic right right? Then he's like "Whai dun yuu keel the squeerel?" OMG. So I went all
"Mmmkay, why do you wanna kill it? Was the squirrel mean? Kay fine, how do you wanna kill it?"
"Put it at the big fireworks"
"So you wanna fry the squirrel?"
"Yeaah"
"Done"
=(

Ah well, here's some audio clips, enjoy!

See that hamster!? Lol, ignore the first few, just wait till I get to that part. Was browsing Facebook while playing "Teh snowy big carrr"


His first corpse hump lesson.


Random babbling, I just played along. Awww. Oh, fyi, we were playing some flash-based racing game, therefore the "Ai tink yuu krrashed".


Oh Naddie, I hope his cuteness erased all the pissyness my doings of me calling you hamster xD Just had too! Yew naow ai luff yew rait? No moar hamsturz. Do call me squirrel though, I likes it.

BOXXYYY!!!



Man, that chick is just annoyingly cute.



Gogogo! Watch it! Get annoyed!




For the noobs that don't know what the term "trolling" or "to troll" is, here's the definition.

Troll:
An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

User: What's your opinion on Obama getting elected for president?


Troll: Oh hai thar! HE r laik teh combo breakurz!!1one-one!!!1eleventy-oneimanoob!!!11 No fo srs, dewd! Lewk right thar bish!

Ugh, mom's birthday today and I'm skint >.> How fail is that si? Ah well, she bought a ton of beer, coke, etc. Well booze mostly. Anyone that has ever been to these parties all know she lets us drink, but in moderate amounts. Its like every year, "Dan, want a beer? Ask your friends too if they want some". I mean omg?!?! Its like one of the rare times she is fairly cool... Ah well.

Anyhoes, gonna dress up and shiz. Happy birthday mom!!!

Oh, a random pic for teh lulz

Wow, my 101th post... Kudos to me lasting that long aye?

Was watching Friends a fair bit ago, thus the title beginning with "The One With...". I'm sooo doing that from now on.

The human mind is a very complex thing (unless you're special, its simple), and at the end of the day, with different dilemmas that comes with everyday life, dreams come into play to kinda break em down to you and help you come to a conclusion in dealing with said dilemma. So you're wondering "Riiight, so where does Popsicles come into play?". The way the brain breaks it down is through suggestive imagery (in my opinion/experiences at least) which makes sense. Remember the game "Logic" back on those old black & white phones? Its kinda like that.


Nevertheless, figured I might blog about a recent one regarding popsicles. Right, so I had a dream, two girls that I know are willing to get into a relationship with me, yet I didn't know, neither did I care jack shit about it because of other stuff on my mind.

So this dream, its vague, but, the crucial ones was that there were 2 popsicles, one Orange, one Lime(Green). Ultimatum: Pick one, you're gonna lose the other one, make a wise choice or lose both. And when I made the choice of picking one, the other packed her bags and left without saying a word. Its either one or the other.

Orange: Its the flavor the majority goes for, you know how its gonna taste like, you know you're gonna like it, but its just the usual thing. The downside? You know whats coming to you, its predictable somehow.

Lime: Its what the rest picks out from the ice cream truck apart from orange. It has this "other" flavor to it, and its variations on how its made into an ice cream. Its different, unique? Yeah in this case. Green kinda lights me up somehow, and it has this bitter side to it, no matter what ice cream it is. The bitter/dark side is what makes it awesome right?

Not making sense am I? Sure, made sense to me. For those who gets it, looks like the answers obvious eh? No not really...
Oh bugger...

Another unproductive weekend based on an unhealthy consumption of Pepsi (fuck Coke, the hell's the difference anyways) and pasta. Not too sure how or why but I just want to have some time to my own doing fuck all. Well, not proper fuck all, I'll be tapping away at the keyboard, pwning noobs here and there, talk to people I want to, blog(?). Nevertheless, finding the time for myself seems somewhat impossible seeing as its usually dedicated to people that are more worse off than me thats in dire need of someone to actually listen to them, so thats who I dedicate 60% of my time to. 30% towards friends and family that matter to me whom are normal, 7% to school, the remaining 3% is made up of what would've been my time alone interrupted by petty shit.

Way to go, new skin, new link! No more "0mg jo0 r teh em0!". No compréndé, basically means "Don't understand" in Éspanól bish!

Guess what? I bought a new printer for the sake of getting one (extra cash >.>)

Oh eff it, played around, scanned the only printed photo I've kept for a good while. Only printed one? Si! Why? Its called newer technology noobs! Lookie, pretty good at 600DPI. Right, looks like its pretty big.

A good bit of my chick friends have been asking what I like in a girl that I would wanna be with in an exclusive relationship. To be honest, thats a major wild card. You want the general skinny? Hmmm, someone intelligent (not academically, what you get in your last chemistry test don't mean shit to me, congrats though), quirky, a good sense of humor, someone thats not afraid to be themselves, doesn't take me for a mind reader (I know...), open about themselves, lively, spirited(spirited, not spiritual xD) and looks aren't everything but they still count (Its a good bonus). All coupled with a kind of a darker side which isn't kept in. I'm thinking Jessica Stroup's(Jessica who? Google it) character from 90210. Overall, they gotta have they're own thing. Them lil' bread crumbs at the bottom of the toaster, thats where its at, the little things that define you as an individual.

Rants? Not that I can think of right now. Might blog tomorrow, if I have the effort in order to do so something of the sort. Just gonna get through the week and I'll be fine. Till then,
Peace.

Naddie, here's your orange



Anywho, been doing same ol' (apart from the fags which was gone a month or two ago), heading out a fair bit, walking into poles (uh huh) other weird shit, yet I'm pretty upbeat this week... Why? SNOW BABY!

I know, its a little late for that but it snowed anyways, though it would've been better on Christmas but fek it! It just lifts my spirits seeing as I have a full week ahead of me. No interruptions, no half-days due to some parent-teacher meeting or some special event that would cut the week somehow short, a FULL week, totally full, and it happens like once or twice a year. As soon as I arrived in Europe, I made a list of european shit to do, just in order to live life to its fullest, not missing out on anything (much).

On the check list:

See Snow


CHECK
Was pretty much the start of the mundane week. Woke up, made coffee, dragged myself to the balcony, white stuff (no, not that fags), soft thingies, from the sky, everything went WHITE (not another racist joke Joey >.>). SNOW! Fumbled for my phone, snap-snap.



At the school field, was just skiving off class, chilling there.

Throw a Snowball

CHECK


Was in class when I snapped this. Boredom, plus it looked better outside rather than look at that ancient face of my english teacher >.>


Walking home with Seán, saw this bridge, and a river under it, looked really cool.



Got home, -10, still went out to the balcony and drew:

Hah!!! Talk about epic. I sear to god, this guy fails, and wins at the same time - - EPICALLY!

I just cruised by to post this xD Thats a total fucking genius. Hallelujah and amen to hopeless men!